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Funny Dad Jokes About Socks

Funny glasses with a fake nose and mustache with rolled up striped socks in the eyes of the glasses.

You don't need to be a dad to love a good dad joke, just like you don't need to work at a sock store to appreciate a funny sock joke! You might not know if you will enjoy jokes about socks, but we think after reading a few of these, you may cotton to the idea.

Don't worry, there are no dirty sock jokes here — this family-friendly clean humor can be enjoyed by dads and kids of all ages.

If you know a dad who would appreciate a pair of funny socks or unique men's socks for Father's Day, give him even more to smile about by including some sock puns or funky foot humor with your gift.

1. Why did the lion tamer wear socks with sandals?

He wanted the lions to notice his bad taste.

2. Where do sock brokers work?

On Wool Street.

3. What do they call worn-out socks in Kansas?


4. I fought a black belt and won.

My next challenger is a red sock.

5. What is a sock’s favorite Pixar movie?

Toe Story

6. What is a sock’s least favorite Pixar movie?

Inside Out

7. What’s the difference between a pair of fun socks and advice from your parents?

You only asked for the socks.

8. Who listened when the philosopher Sockrates told his funniest sock jokes?

His student, Play-toe

9. What happened when the bodybuilder wore cheap socks to the gym?

They got ripped.

10. Why should socks be at least 12 inches long?

So they can fit a whole foot!

For even more hilarious sock jokes, check out our other blogs, including the 10 Best Sock Jokes, Even More Great Sock Jokes and the Funniest Christmas Sock Jokes.

Andrea Farrell

Andrea Farrell is the lead buyer and content writer for Cute But Crazy Socks. She is a sock industry expert with over a decade of experience in socks retail, customer service, product selection, product development and customer behavior. Andrea leans on her degree in journalism from Western Washington University to write helpful articles on socks and hosiery, covering all topics from current fashion trends to sock jokes.

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