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Halloween Sock Jokes

Text reads: How is a sock like a jack-o-lantern? You know it’s time to throw them out when they are stinky and full of holes. Image shows a laughing carved pumpkin

Trick-or-treat, smell our feet, give us something good to eat!

We don’t know when people started smelling each other’s feet at the end of October, but we can only hope you have on a fresh pair of Cute But Crazy Socks before going door-to-door and asking for candy.

We specialize in funny socks, and also have a large selection of Halloween socks perfect for your fall celebrations.

These Halloween sock jokes and funny sock puns are cute and a little bit spooky, just like we like our Halloween celebrations. We hope you like them!

1. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of socks?

Bam-boo socks!

2. What did the sock say on Halloween?


3. What is a sock monster’s favorite snack?

Deviled legs.

4. Why do ghosts like to wear fun socks?

It’s the only thing you can see under their sheets!

5. Why does Dracula never have to buy new socks?

His current pair is still un-holey.

6. Why could the zombie only wear a single sock?

He had one foot in the grave.

7. Why did the witch keep a pair of goblins in her socks?

To eat her toenails when they got too long!

8. How is a sock like a jack-o-lantern?

You know it’s time to throw them out when they are stinky and full of holes.

9. Why did the ghoul’s sock always fall off?

His sole was cursed.

10. What happened when the sorcerer tried to enchant a pair of socks?

He got a kick out of them!

11. Why did someone bury a pair of socks in a graveyard?

They were on their last legs.

For more silly sock jokes, check out our other sock joke blogs including 10 Best Sock Jokes, Even More Great Sock Jokes or our Christmas edition with the Funniest Christmas Sock Jokes.

Andrea Farrell

Andrea Farrell is the lead buyer and content writer for Cute But Crazy Socks. She is a sock industry expert with over a decade of experience in socks retail, customer service, product selection, product development and customer behavior. Andrea leans on her degree in journalism from Western Washington University to write helpful articles on socks and hosiery, covering all topics from current fashion trends to sock jokes.

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