Did you think you were finally safe from the power of our puns? Cute But Crazy Socks is back with even more sock jokes to tickle your feet and your funny bone!
Some of this sock humor needs a dad joke alert, but for even more fatherly sock humor you might want to check out our blogs Funny Dad Jokes About Socks, 10 Best Sock Jokes, Even More Great Sock Jokes and the Funniest Christmas Sock Jokes.
1. What’s the difference between a sock and an envelope?
They won’t throw you out of the post office for licking an envelope.
2. What do socks put on their toast?
Toe-jam
3. What is a sock’s favorite video game?
League of Leg-ends
4. What do you call it when a couple wears matching socks?
A same-socks marriage.
5. What caused the Great Sockcession?
The sock market crashed.
6. Who do socks call when they get into accidents?
Toe-trucks
7. What did the socks say to the pants?
’Sup, britches!
8. What do you call a sock puppet play?
A show of hands
9. Why did the clown wear loud socks?
To keep his feet from falling asleep!
10. Why did the sock monkey go to college?
He wanted to be a sockcess!
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