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Holy Shit Dogs Women's Ankle Socks

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  • Ankle length
  • U.S. shoe size: women’s 5–10, up to men's 8
  • 51% nylon, 47% combed cotton, 2% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

If you can’t help but freak out when you see a cute dog, these are the ankle socks for you. Put on a pair covered in playful puppies with the words “Holy shit, DOGS!” to show just how much you love making new four-legged friends everywhere you go. They are made for the dog people whose first question to any human on the other side of a leash is, “Can I pet your dog?”

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