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Get The Hell Out Of My Kitchen Crew Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: women’s 5–10, up to men's 8
  • 51% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 2% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

You're welcome in my home and you're welcome at my table, but "Get the hell out of my kitchen" before I kick your butt as much as I'm able! Keep the uninvited taste-testers out of your food with a sassy cooking sock on your foot.

PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q makes these socks with funny sayings on the right side of each sock. Both socks are the same, which means the words will end up on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left leg. It’s all right — literally.

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