Walrus Men's Socks

{"id":7385913458731,"title":"Walrus Men's Socks","handle":"walrus-mens-socks","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men’s 7–13, women’s 8.5–14.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e54% cotton, 43% polyester and 3% elastane exclusive of elastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don’t know if I can deal with our ship captain anymore. He just lays around on the deck all day, eats clams and sings the song of his people (usually a lot of grunts and whistles). He does look pretty cool in a sailor hat, though! If you’re ready to set sail under the command of a massive marine mammal, hit the deck in a pair of these funny walrus socks for men that are sure to make a serious splash. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2026-07-16T23:56:18-07:00","created_at":"2025-05-24T15:51:17-07:00","vendor":"Sock it to Me","type":"Crew","tags":["Animal","Animals","Boy","Boys","Cotton","Crazy","Crew","Crews","Dad","Dress Socks","Fun","Funny","Green","Guy","His","Male","Marine","Marine Biology","Men","Mens","Men’s","Novelty","Ocean","Sea","Section I","Short","Sock","Sock It to Me","Socks","Underwater","Water"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":false,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":41577064661035,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"810121593509","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":false,"name":"Walrus Men's Socks","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":51,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"810121593509","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks.jpg?v=1748127102","\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks-model.jpg?v=1748127111"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks.jpg?v=1748127102","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Pale green crew socks for men with an allover pattern of blue walruses wearing ship captain hats and smoking pipes. ","id":26740506427435,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks.jpg?v=1748127102"},"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks.jpg?v=1748127102","width":857},{"alt":"A model wearing pale green crew socks for men with an allover pattern of blue walruses shows off the bottom of the foot which says \"And I I I...Will Walrus Love You.\"","id":26740506460203,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks-model.jpg?v=1748127111"},"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/walrus-mens-socks-model.jpg?v=1748127111","width":857}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men’s 7–13, women’s 8.5–14.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e54% cotton, 43% polyester and 3% elastane exclusive of elastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI don’t know if I can deal with our ship captain anymore. He just lays around on the deck all day, eats clams and sings the song of his people (usually a lot of grunts and whistles). He does look pretty cool in a sailor hat, though! If you’re ready to set sail under the command of a massive marine mammal, hit the deck in a pair of these funny walrus socks for men that are sure to make a serious splash. \u003c\/p\u003e"}