Retired as Fuck Men's Socks

{"id":7157903196203,"title":"Retired as Fuck Men's Socks","handle":"retired-as-fuck-mens-socks","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e63% combed cotton, 34% nylon and 3% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetirement isn’t the end of the road, but the beginning of an open highway. So why not kickstart your journey with a pair of socks that are as bold, funny and liberated as you are? These cheeky men’s retirement socks announce your glorious exit from the 9-to-5 grind. One of the best things about retirement is not having to wear shoes, unless you absolutely want to. Kick off your shoes and welcome to the club — you’re officially “Retired as Fuck.”\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2024-01-24T14:03:52-08:00","created_at":"2023-10-13T16:20:32-07:00","vendor":"Blue Q","type":"Crew","tags":["Birthday","Blue Q","Boy","Boys","Crazy","Crew","Crews","Curse Words","Dad","Father","Father's Day","Fun","Funny","Goofy","Guy","His","Male","Men","Mens","Novelty","Old","Sayings","Section K2","Senior","Short","Silly","Sock","Socks","Statement","Swear Word","Swear Words","Word","Words","Wordy"],"price":1600,"price_min":1600,"price_max":1600,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":40919994794027,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"092657039427","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Retired as Fuck Men's Socks","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1600,"weight":43,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":21,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"092657039427","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/retired-as-fuck-mens-socks.jpg?v=1697239255"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/retired-as-fuck-mens-socks.jpg?v=1697239255","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Men's crew socks with the words \"Retired as Fuck\" over a teal, orange, and white striped background.","id":24150386671659,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/retired-as-fuck-mens-socks.jpg?v=1697239255"},"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/retired-as-fuck-mens-socks.jpg?v=1697239255","width":857}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e63% combed cotton, 34% nylon and 3% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetirement isn’t the end of the road, but the beginning of an open highway. So why not kickstart your journey with a pair of socks that are as bold, funny and liberated as you are? These cheeky men’s retirement socks announce your glorious exit from the 9-to-5 grind. One of the best things about retirement is not having to wear shoes, unless you absolutely want to. Kick off your shoes and welcome to the club — you’re officially “Retired as Fuck.”\u003c\/p\u003e"}