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Retired as Fuck Men's Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+
  • 63% combed cotton, 34% nylon and 3% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

Retirement isn’t the end of the road, but the beginning of an open highway. So why not kickstart your journey with a pair of socks that are as bold, funny and liberated as you are? These cheeky men’s retirement socks announce your glorious exit from the 9-to-5 grind. One of the best things about retirement is not having to wear shoes, unless you absolutely want to. Kick off your shoes and welcome to the club — you’re officially “Retired as Fuck.”

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