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New Baby Smell Baby Socks 2-Pack

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  • Crew length
  • Age 0–12 months
  • 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

Looking for a unique gift for a baby shower? Look no further than this cute 2-pack of baby socks with funny messages. The smell of a newborn is legendarily intoxicating — at least until it’s diaper changing time! That makes these “I’ve Got That New Baby Smell” socks a perfect pair for expectant parents. The second pair in the pack cheekily references that eternal worry a parent has for their kiddos with a smiling baby under a parachute with the words “Try Not to Fuck Me Up.”

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