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I'd Rather Be Naked Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: one size fits women’s 6 up to men's 13
  • Unisex packaging
  • Cushioned foot
  • 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex
  • Made in the USA

We were all born naked, and some of us are dying to get back to that blissful state. Whether you want to free the nipple or let it all hang out, show your love of nudity by wearing these socks that say “I'D RATHER BE NAKED” and let everyone know you won't be oppressed by fabric — socks are OK, though.

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