Some Christmas song lyrics are so old we have forgotten their original meaning. If you ever wondered what they meant by don your “gay apparel” in the Christmas carol “Deck The Halls,” now you know! Enjoy a pair of these glorious gay Christmas socks with rainbow stripes, Christmas sweater patterns and unicorns in place of the reindeer. Now if only we could figure out why we are still demanding figgy pudding, and what it means to dance in the new old-fashioned way.