{"id":1564494299179,"title":"Gay Apparel Women's Socks","handle":"gay-apparel-womens-socks","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: women’s 6–10, men's 4–8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e65% cotton, 24% nylon, 8% polyester, 3% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned at our headquarters in Bellingham, WA and made in Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/products\/gay-apparel-mens-socks\" title=\"Gay Apparel Men's Socks\"\u003emen's crew\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/products\/gay-apparel-knee-high-socks\" title=\"Gay Apparel Knee High Socks\"\u003eknee high\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome Christmas song lyrics are so old we have forgotten their original meaning. If you ever wondered what they meant by don your “gay apparel” in the Christmas carol “Deck The Halls,” now you know! Enjoy a pair of these glorious gay Christmas socks with rainbow stripes, Christmas sweater patterns and unicorns in place of the reindeer. Now if only we could figure out why we are still demanding figgy pudding, and what it means to dance in the new old-fashioned way. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2023-10-04T21:35:55-07:00","created_at":"2018-10-31T14:17:35-07:00","vendor":"ModSocks","type":"Crew","tags":["Bi","Bisexual","Christmas","Christmas Presents","Christmas Sweater","Christmas Tree","Christmas Trees","Cotton","Crazy","Crew","Crews","Fairisle","Fun","Gay","Gay Pride","Genderfluid","Gift","Girl","Girl's","Her","Holiday","Ladies'","Lesbian","LGBT","ModSocks","Nativity","Novelty","Present","Presents","Pride","Purple","Rainbow","Rainbows","Section Z","Short","Snowflake","Snowflakes","Sock","Socks","Stocking Stuffer","Stripe","Striped","Stripes","Sweater","Trans","Transgender","Unicorn","Unicorns","Winter","Women","Women's","X-mas","Xmas"],"price":1000,"price_min":1000,"price_max":1000,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":1000,"compare_at_price_min":1000,"compare_at_price_max":1000,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":14488579113003,"title":"Grape","option1":"Grape","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"816626022520","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":5553936236587,"product_id":1564494299179,"position":1,"created_at":"2018-10-31T14:18:03-07:00","updated_at":"2019-10-18T15:45:48-07:00","alt":"Funny gay Christmas socks for women with unicorns and rainbows on a purple background.","width":857,"height":1200,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/ugly-christmas-sweater-socks-gay-unicorn.jpg?v=1571438748","variant_ids":[14488579113003]},"available":true,"name":"Gay Apparel Women's Socks - Grape","public_title":"Grape","options":["Grape"],"price":1000,"weight":43,"compare_at_price":1000,"inventory_quantity":16,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"816626022520","featured_media":{"alt":"Funny gay Christmas socks for women with unicorns and rainbows on a purple background.","id":2549119287339,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/ugly-christmas-sweater-socks-gay-unicorn.jpg?v=1571438748"}},"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/ugly-christmas-sweater-socks-gay-unicorn.jpg?v=1571438748"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/ugly-christmas-sweater-socks-gay-unicorn.jpg?v=1571438748","options":["Color"],"media":[{"alt":"Funny gay Christmas socks for women with unicorns and rainbows on a purple background.","id":2549119287339,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/ugly-christmas-sweater-socks-gay-unicorn.jpg?v=1571438748"},"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/products\/ugly-christmas-sweater-socks-gay-unicorn.jpg?v=1571438748","width":857}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: women’s 6–10, men's 4–8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e65% cotton, 24% nylon, 8% polyester, 3% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned at our headquarters in Bellingham, WA and made in Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/products\/gay-apparel-mens-socks\" title=\"Gay Apparel Men's Socks\"\u003emen's crew\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/products\/gay-apparel-knee-high-socks\" title=\"Gay Apparel Knee High Socks\"\u003eknee high\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome Christmas song lyrics are so old we have forgotten their original meaning. If you ever wondered what they meant by don your “gay apparel” in the Christmas carol “Deck The Halls,” now you know! Enjoy a pair of these glorious gay Christmas socks with rainbow stripes, Christmas sweater patterns and unicorns in place of the reindeer. Now if only we could figure out why we are still demanding figgy pudding, and what it means to dance in the new old-fashioned way. \u003c\/p\u003e"}