Crappy Birthday Men's Socks

{"id":7003861450795,"title":"Crappy Birthday Men's Socks","handle":"crappy-birthday-mens-socks","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men's 8–13, women's 10+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e63% cotton, 19% polyester, 16% nylon, 2% spandex exclusive of elastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in Korea\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlso available in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/products\/crappy-birthday-womens-socks\" title=\"crappy birthday women's socks\"\u003ewomen's crew\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes a happy birthday turns into a crappy birthday. Just ask the chocolate cupcake on these funny birthday socks for men! 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