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Crappy Birthday Men's Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: men's 8–13, women's 10+
  • 63% cotton, 19% polyester, 16% nylon, 2% spandex exclusive of elastic
  • Designed at our headquarters in Bellingham, WA and made in Korea
  • Also available in women's crew

Sometimes a happy birthday turns into a crappy birthday. Just ask the chocolate cupcake on these funny birthday socks for men! Above a glowing candle on top of his grumpy face are the words “Too Old for This Shit!” on an aqua blue background. Wear these on your next big birthday and remember that the older you get, the less BS you have to put up with!

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