Cowspiracy Crew Socks

{"id":7865012584491,"title":"Cowspiracy Crew Socks","handle":"cowspiracy-crew-socks","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: Size S\/M fits women’s 6–10 or men's 5–9, Size L\/XL fits men's 9–13 or women's 10–14\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e75% micro denier acrylic, 15% nylon, 10% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the U.S.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese socks ask the question: what if the abducted became the abductee? Cute helpless aliens get beamed up by unearthly green flying cows on these funny athletic socks. If this cowspiracy is true, maybe we’ve had it wrong all along!\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2026-07-16T23:54:59-07:00","created_at":"2026-04-01T15:09:44-07:00","vendor":"SockGuy","type":"Crew","tags":["Alien","Aliens","Athletic","Boy","Boys","Cow","Cows","Fast-Drying","Funny","Girl","Girl's","Gray","Guy","Ladies'","Male","Men","Mens","Novelty","Nylon","Outdoor","Sale on Sale","Sock","SockGuy","Socks","UFO","Unisex","Wicking","Women","Women's"],"price":1400,"price_min":1400,"price_max":1400,"available":false,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":43854944698411,"title":"L\/XL","option1":"L\/XL","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"658580525323","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":36898950348843,"product_id":7865012584491,"position":1,"created_at":"2026-03-31T23:48:03-07:00","updated_at":"2026-03-31T23:48:05-07:00","alt":"Gray crew sock with art on the leg depicting a flying cow abducting an alien.","width":857,"height":1200,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085","variant_ids":[43854944698411,43854944731179]},"available":false,"name":"Cowspiracy Crew Socks - L\/XL","public_title":"L\/XL","options":["L\/XL"],"price":1400,"weight":60,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"658580525323","featured_media":{"alt":"Gray crew sock with art on the leg depicting a flying cow abducting an alien.","id":28416695468075,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085"}},"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}},{"id":43854944731179,"title":"S\/M","option1":"S\/M","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"658580525316","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":{"id":36898950348843,"product_id":7865012584491,"position":1,"created_at":"2026-03-31T23:48:03-07:00","updated_at":"2026-03-31T23:48:05-07:00","alt":"Gray crew sock with art on the leg depicting a flying cow abducting an alien.","width":857,"height":1200,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085","variant_ids":[43854944698411,43854944731179]},"available":false,"name":"Cowspiracy Crew Socks - S\/M","public_title":"S\/M","options":["S\/M"],"price":1400,"weight":60,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":null,"featured_media":{"alt":"Gray crew sock with art on the leg depicting a flying cow abducting an alien.","id":28416695468075,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085"}},"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085","options":["Size"],"media":[{"alt":"Gray crew sock with art on the leg depicting a flying cow abducting an alien.","id":28416695468075,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085"},"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/cowspiracy-crew-socks.jpg?v=1775026085","width":857}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: Size S\/M fits women’s 6–10 or men's 5–9, Size L\/XL fits men's 9–13 or women's 10–14\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e75% micro denier acrylic, 15% nylon, 10% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the U.S.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese socks ask the question: what if the abducted became the abductee? 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