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Can of Whoop Ass Men's Socks

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  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: men's 7–12.5, women's 10+
  • 63% cotton, 35% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Made in Korea

These funny men's socks are perfect for the days when you came to kick ass and eat soup, but are all out of soup. With the words “Whoop Ass” on a nostalgic red and white soup can, it's just like mom used to reheat! Wear a pair of Can of Whoop Ass socks and tell the jabronis of the world to step off.

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