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  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: women’s 5–12.5, men's 3.5–11 (Euro size 35-44)
  • 72% cotton, 27% polyamide, 1% elastane
  • Threads are OEKO-TEX certified, meaning no harmful chemicals
  • Made in France

Breasts, boobs, titties, bazoombas, Danny Devitos, hooters, ta-tas or melons — whatever you call them, chest bumps are a part of life. Not only are they fun for many of us to own, touch or look at — some of them can even make food for babies! Celebrate an iconic pair when you wear these cute socks covered with mammary glands.

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