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Bitch Unisex Crew Socks

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  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: one size fits women’s 6 up to men's 13
  • Unisex packaging
  • Cushioned foot
  • 65% cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex
  • Made in the USA

Life's a bitch and sometimes you have to be one, too! Harness your inner bitch with a pair of these cool black and white athletic socks that say “BITCH.” Don't let anyone tell you you have to be nice all the time — let these funny bitch socks bring out your bitchy side, and wear it proudly.

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