Asshole Brother Men's Socks

{"id":7428415717419,"title":"Asshole Brother Men's Socks","handle":"asshole-brother-mens-socks","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e68% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 2% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAsshole brothers are a fact of life. The older ones pick on us and the younger ones annoy us to no end, but still we can’t help but love them. If your bro can be a bit of a butthead, but is still there for you whenever you need him, buying him these hilarious socks is an expert chess move in the lifelong game of sibling rivalry. \u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2025-07-31T12:31:47-07:00","created_at":"2025-07-29T12:33:32-07:00","vendor":"Blue Q","type":"Crew","tags":["Blue Q","Boy","Boys","Cotton","Crazy","Crew","Crews","Curse Words","Cursing","Dress Socks","Fun","Funny","Goofy","Guy","His","Male","Men","Mens","Novelty","Sale on Sale","Section K2","Short","Silly","Sock","Socks","Statement","Stripe","Striped","Stripes","Swear Words","Swearing","White","Words","Wordy"],"price":1599,"price_min":1599,"price_max":1599,"available":false,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":41940926627883,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"092657042434","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":false,"name":"Asshole Brother Men's Socks","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":1599,"weight":43,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"deny","barcode":"092657042434","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/asshole-brother-mens-socks_7d003360-8e15-45d0-a54a-993f04585608.jpg?v=1753817683"],"featured_image":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/asshole-brother-mens-socks_7d003360-8e15-45d0-a54a-993f04585608.jpg?v=1753817683","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"White and blue striped crew socks for men with the phrase \"Asshole Brother\" written in blue.","id":26986137255979,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"width":857,"src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/asshole-brother-mens-socks_7d003360-8e15-45d0-a54a-993f04585608.jpg?v=1753817683"},"aspect_ratio":0.714,"height":1200,"media_type":"image","src":"\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/asshole-brother-mens-socks_7d003360-8e15-45d0-a54a-993f04585608.jpg?v=1753817683","width":857}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.crazysocks.com\/pages\/sock-lengths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" title=\"sock lengths and heights\"\u003eCrew length\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eU.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e68% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 2% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAsshole brothers are a fact of life. The older ones pick on us and the younger ones annoy us to no end, but still we can’t help but love them. If your bro can be a bit of a butthead, but is still there for you whenever you need him, buying him these hilarious socks is an expert chess move in the lifelong game of sibling rivalry. \u003c\/p\u003e"}