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Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: men's 7–12, women's 10+
  • 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex
  • Made in China
  • Blue Q gives 1% of the sale of these socks to support the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders

You're a man of many talents, but one area in which you cannot be surpassed is your ability to sleep longer than anyone you know. People are like, “Should we check on him? Is it really possible for someone to sleep this freaking long?” No matter how much they shake you or turn on the lights, you always roll right over and go back to sleep. Be proud of your sleepy self in a pair of these funny men's socks that say “Olympic Long Sleeper,” perfect for guys who love to take epic naps.

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