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Crappy Birthday Women's Socks

  • Crew length
  • U.S. shoe size: women’s 6–10, men's 4–8
  • 60% cotton, 20% polyester, 18% nylon, 2% spandex exclusive of elastic
  • Designed at our headquarters in Bellingham, WA and made in Korea
  • Also available in men's crew

Every year we get older, wiser and less willing to put up with BS! These funny birthday socks for women feature a grumpy cupcake and the words “Too Old for This Shit!” We can only hope that's chocolate frosting.

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